As you'll note in the first one, you can pawn off the engagement ring/wedding band set your wife-beater wearing hubby bought for you after you sacrificed your daisy duke ass to provide him with six kids... and buy yourself some tanning sessions.
Fake bake yourself into sex goddess deliciousness and a hot date (revenge) with his best friend, Bubba Red.
Not even two miles up the road is this one stop shop mecca! A girl can strut her little rhinestone shoes into the winery that Napa Valley is green with envy over and pick up a $3 bottle to take next door to the beauty palace.
Nothing can make a womans day like telling every gal in the place that your Ex has small 'pork & beans' while Verna teases your hair into the Dolly Parton special of the week and you get shit-faced on the (moonshine) wine.
Located just across the road from the Tan & Pawn, this is for those gals that only had 10k gold and cubic zirconia to pawn and couldn't afford the tanning sessions -and- a .38 Special.
Carolina Flea Market gives the po redneck girl a cheap alternative, bless their hearts!
If Bubba Red gets too fresh, (like he offers to make you squeel like a pig), zap his ass.
The Sham-Wow! part of this post is for Dana's Brain! I thought of you the moment I saw that cheap-ass price for something as cool as the Sham!