tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post7402506663825731394..comments2023-11-05T02:29:22.008-05:00Comments on Phat Mama: Satan Loves My Ass.Phat Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158383367119551045noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-5042414074042250562009-04-30T00:06:00.000-04:002009-04-30T00:06:00.000-04:00I have a 5 year old boy and 2 year old girl, I do ...I have a 5 year old boy and 2 year old girl, I do not look forward to anything involving them and condoms!Mr. Condescendinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-52960081812246416262009-04-28T13:28:00.000-04:002009-04-28T13:28:00.000-04:00Sorry for the sore ass.
I had the condom take with...Sorry for the sore ass.<br />I had the condom take with my 13 year old....boy was he wrong on so many points. He actually thought you could just use any platic bag!honkeiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03517190745892738872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-68450238923287767712009-04-14T21:27:00.000-04:002009-04-14T21:27:00.000-04:00worldlyone - Glad I could help! You can do it, I ...worldlyone - Glad I could help! You can do it, I have faith. :)<br /><br />Nyx - I was exaggerating the WHOLE pan for laughs. I left a piece.<br /><br />rofl, thanks for the helpful hint re condom buying.<br /><br />Paige - I'd be okay with 50 too! I swear though, if rebel boy asks me to get him glow in the dark or ribbed condoms, I'm going to stroke out.<br /><br />VM - Yes, you smell something! lol<br />I hope Bitchy doesn't have IBS - it's awful, seriously. I could tell you gobs about just how awful. It takes actual dedication to keep eating regular food at times. (I'm a believer in dedication.) Because most of the time, you just want to eat jello and drink broth, rather than chance the IBS taking over your next day.<br /><br /><br />Shawn - Done & Febreezed!Phat Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158383367119551045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-62344645789115712092009-04-14T21:02:00.000-04:002009-04-14T21:02:00.000-04:00Umm..can you open a window please?Umm..can you open a window please?Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05475426079000387477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-51430979071941644382009-04-14T20:26:00.001-04:002009-04-14T20:26:00.001-04:00Bitchy thinks she has IBS.........we are looking i...Bitchy thinks she has IBS.........we are looking into it. <br /><br />(Way to GO for buying the condoms.)Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-50340308159861399322009-04-14T20:26:00.000-04:002009-04-14T20:26:00.000-04:00do I smell something???do I smell something???Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-83704595016823746912009-04-14T19:01:00.000-04:002009-04-14T19:01:00.000-04:00:P *hugsss*:P *hugsss*Girl Interruptedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17657295474281110293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-71452150527290389882009-04-14T17:52:00.000-04:002009-04-14T17:52:00.000-04:00I started buying condoms and leaving them in Boy's...I started buying condoms and leaving them in Boy's bathroom when he was thirteen. I <I>so</I> don't want to be a grandma before I'm forty... Or, hey, how bout fifty? I'd be okay with fifty.<br /><br />Lady, stay away from the lasagna. That much of anything can't be good for you!Paige Laceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02984414456985769465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-59597102536759157032009-04-14T16:34:00.000-04:002009-04-14T16:34:00.000-04:00I'm not sure we're close enough to be conversing w...I'm not sure we're close enough to be conversing while you're all throne bound. <br /><br />Two things, though...<br /><br />1) A whole fucking pan of lasagna?!!?!?!? Are you on crack?!!<br /><br />2) Buy him really tiny ones and then run. His ego would be so deflated he might not manage to accomplish what would make you a grandma.Nyxmysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07974185270022202852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-71311056112994342822009-04-14T15:36:00.000-04:002009-04-14T15:36:00.000-04:00Hahaha...I needed that laugh today.Hahaha...I needed that laugh today.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-74751732504901769032009-04-14T14:39:00.000-04:002009-04-14T14:39:00.000-04:00rofl, you made me laugh with that tickety boo!
...rofl, you made me laugh with that tickety boo! <br /><br />*hugsss*Phat Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158383367119551045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7145713916155249082.post-69426305972349658652009-04-14T14:38:00.000-04:002009-04-14T14:38:00.000-04:00well gosh! I'm not entirely sure what to say! Espe...well gosh! I'm not entirely sure what to say! Especially now I know you're probably reading this from your throne! It doesn't feel quite right to engage you in witty conversation just now ...<br /><br />(Waving back atcha though, btw)<br /><br />Hope you're feeling tickety boo again soon :PGirl Interruptedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17657295474281110293noreply@blogger.com