So I'm chatting with one of my closest friends on yahoo messenger today & I mention that he should check out my newest blog post. Complete with pictures. Much like Penthouse, my blog is not just for the smart & savvy articles.
He looks at it. He returns. And asks me if I know about the Shamwow guy that beat up the hooker.
No! -gasp, wtf, how could I not know about this?!- I didn't see that.. post the link, post the link!!, I say.
Being the wonderful Fat Daddy that he is, he shoots the link to me, ASAP.
And here it is, folks! Y'all know he brought a Shamwow along to mop up the 'pickle juice' but instead, the poor fella had to use it to tourniquet his tongue.
*Note: I do not condone men assaulting women. That said, if a woman was eating my tongue for midnight snack, I would punch her in the dome too!
P.S. Did he think putting the jacket with the furry collar over his hospital gown would make him look any less gay?